hachikuji: the worst feeling is when you’re close to someone but they have someone who they will always like more than they like you
Anonymous asked: Who do you consider your best friends?
yesimbeyonce: me at your funeral
person: are you athletic?
me: i run
person: oh sweet
me: *whispers* a blog.
sociallyawkwardcatlady: bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are no these are a bumblebee, a bee, a hornet, and a wasp. none of them are fucking.
emoangel420: I’m naming my dick “Long Island” because it looks weird and everyone who’s ever been there hates it.